I found you last winter and I couldn't believe my luck
You caught my eye when I came in the store
Your color was so beautiful as if you had surpass those of the rainbow
Your texture, so smooth that I feared one touch might ruin you
I knew that having you would make other men envious of me
I knew that having you would make this merciless winter feel so warm
If I had you, I would treasure you and take the best of care of you
I'd see to it that no harm came to you
Under my care you would continue to be a true master piece
Because something like you is hard to find
But alas you cost $825.99 and I'd be damned if I paid that much for a coat
