I found you last winter and I couldn't believe my luck
You caught my eye when I came in the store
Your color was so rich and vibrant
Your texture, so smooth that I feared one touch might ruin you
Being with you would make others envious of me
You would be my warmth and shelter from the merciless winter
If I had you, I would treasure you and take the best of care of you
I'd see to it that no one steals you from me
And I would treat you with respect and love
Because something like you is hard to find
But alas you cost $825.99 and I'd be damned if I paid that much for a coat
